Bah, Humbug! Mall Fires Santa for Wearing Trump Hat. Todd Starnes | Dec 11, 2019 The opinions expressed by columnists are their own and do not necessarily represent the views of Townhall.com.

When I’m president of the world, I will ban all pigeons from inner cities, the use of the word ‘brainstorm’, and any Christmas decorations before December.

I intend to sleep through Black Friday. If I could, I would sleep from now until Dec. 26. I really hate this season — the endless pressure to buy, buy, buy, as if there is something in the ...

You've heard of nice lists? This is the Bah! Humbug! List. This list is so much better. Aaron Rodgers and Kirk Herbstreit are some of the honorees.