Mario Hotel For Realz The Dasparkhotel in Linz, Austria has three new rooms, built into giant concrete pipes.

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We’ve got Mario, in full Jack Torrance mode, taking the axe to the door. We also see the waves of blood coming out of the elevator doors, and the ghostly woman in the bathtub in room 237.

Mario and Luigi must save her by going through the seven hotels and close the doors of each hotel. This seems kind of fun, but in reality, it's just so boring. Plus, the controls are broken.

If you need more evidence that Nintendo would never, ever release Hotel Mario HD, just take a look at this supercut of the game's main cut-scenes that n64chick uploaded to YouTube.