It's safe to say this is one of the top-five worst hat tans we've seen in golf. Patrick Reed won the Hyundai Tournament of Champions last night in a playoff over Jimmy Walker. But much of the buzz ...

One time I fell asleep on a beach while reading a book and had a perfect white rectangle center-frame on my stomach for the rest of the summer, so I unquestionably understand Cantlay’s plight.

Sure, an entire weekend spent outside in San Diego is bound to contribute to a tan line. Yet, that hat tan will not be topped. It's alarmingly good. Give him the No. 1 ranking on that alone.