The Owl King who rules the Labyrinth, is ancient, say the Goblins, and needs an heir. They covet Albert’s good looks and noble bloodline and want him to assume the Goblin throne.

Sometimes I cry on New Jersey Transit because David Bowie is so perfect, and other times I remember Labyrinth , with all its bizarre moments, happened. Yes, the 1986 Jim Henson movie, which plays ...