If the wizards of J.R.R. Tolkien's Middle Earth each had their own band, we imagine Gandalf would be a lyre and lute kind of guy, but the power-hungry Saruman .

In case you missed it, Rockstar Energy Mayhem Fest co-founder Kevin Lyman put his foot in his mouth Wednesday, saying that metal was “gray, bald, and fat” (actual quote), that this year’s line-up was ...