We’re assuming that’s the excuse these people are using for making some seriously funny 911 calls. Now, 911 dispatchers have heard some crazy things. But few are as funny as these stories.

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Martin Sam Milner was born December 28, 1931 in Detroit, Michigan. His mother, Jerre Martin, originally from Oregon, was a dancer with the Paramount Theater circuit. His father, Sam Gordon Milner, a ...