No, you’re like the pants-opinion version of Hiroo Onoda, hiding out in the mountains, unaware that the war ended more than 30 years ago. Patty, you’re the only one still fighting.

Chris Wood had a big surprise Thursday at Valhalla when he bent down to read a putt and split his pants. Four pairs later, he finished with a 1st-round 66 and will pack extra trousers for Friday ...