30. "I love you so much that I want you to be the only person to smell my farts." Photo: Someecards. 31. “I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out.

50. "I love you, but I love me more." — Samantha Jones (Sex and the City: The Movie, 2008) 51. “Ah, yes, divorce… from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” ...

Roses are red, grass is green; Who needs love when you can have funny memes? 15. Roses are red, pizza sauce is too; I ordered a large and, fine, I’ll share with you. 16.

‘I love you precious’: George H.W. Bush’s moving, funny, inspiring letters The 41st president’s words offer an intimate glimpse of who he was December 3, 2018 More than 6 years ago ...