The second floor banquet hall is aptly named The Oak Lounge, for its oak floors, trim and stately fireplace in the center of the room.

It was just before 2 a.m. on Friday when a vehicle crashed through the St. Alban the Martyr Anglican Church in Mattawa.

Only one American politician could have said it: Chicago’s Mayor Richard Daley, who committed that memorable malapropism while defending police misconduct during last year’s Democratic Convention.