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Meanwhile, Wario only appears to be married to his wealth. Wario’s single status is somewhat surprising given Nintendo’s love of duality in the Mario franchise.

A brief history of Wario and Mario’s boyhood rivalry, as recounted in the Mario vs. Wario comics in Nintendo Power.

Virtual Boy Wario Land was released in November 1995. Kiyotake and Hirofumi Matsuoka, a previous artist and director on the Super NES art program Mario Paint, co-directed the game together.

They’ll write long-ass letters, sure, but when it comes to speaking out loud most of them will restrict themselves to the odd soundbite or celebratory quip. Except, that is, for Wario.