Got that long dawg. That dp frank. That u-turn shaboing. that scenic-route glizzy that don’t-bend-just-commit frankfurter that overachiever glick that why-is-it-making-eye-contact sausage that IRS-audited wiener (it’s too long to be legit) that left-its-wife-but-still-has-a-key hotdog that takes-two-hands-and-a-prayer dawg that GPS-recalculating glizzlord that emotionally-unavailable brat that side-quest sausage that bend-your-knees-first frank that don’t-let-your-mom-see-this hotdog that state-