SNL is out of business. Reality writes better satire. A Somali-run daycare in Minneapolis gets "burglarized" overnight, right as federal audits are ramping up. The "thieves" smash through walls, ignore any cash or valuables and selectively grab every single parental enrollment record, employee files, and financial documents. How convenient! 😂 | MAGA Avery Daye

12K views · 608 reactions | LOOK: Senator Nancy Binay files her certificate of candidacy for Makati Mayor, running under the United Nationalist Alliance — a party founded by her father and former vice president Jejomar Binay. Binay will run alongside former Olympian Monsour Del Rosario as her vice mayor. Del Rosario served as Makati councilor from 2010-2016, and as Makati congressman from 2016-2019. #Halalan2025 | via Katrina Domingo, ABS-CBN News | ABS-CBN News | Facebook